🌟 JEFF HULFORD DOT COM 🌟

Welcome to My Digital Kingdom of Tech Wizardry!

📋 Potential employers click here and ignore the rest of the silliness (unless you're cool)

🎨 Choose Your Retro Experience:

Multiple theme options available with unlockable content! 😎

💡 Unlock themes by: clicking cats 🐱, late-night browsing 🌙, exploring tabs 🔍, playing minigames 🎮, or persistent clicking! 💪

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*Making the web more interactive, one visit at a time!*

🏠 About the Digital Wizard Behind This Masterpiece

Welcome to a showcase of modern web development with retro flair! This site demonstrates advanced JavaScript architecture, modular design patterns, and interactive systems all wrapped in nostalgic 90s aesthetics. 🚀

I'm Jeff Hulford, and this site is a technical demonstration featuring: unlockable minigames system, universal currency & achievements, cross-game progression, responsive arcade modes, and persistent save systems. Every system is built with modular, maintainable code following modern best practices. 💻

🎮 Technical Features Showcase:

Live Systems: 10+ fully playable minigames, achievement tracking, universal currency, cookie consent system, responsive arcade modes, and persistent cross-session saves!

Click the "🎮 Start Playing" button to experience the complete gaming ecosystem - all code is custom-built and modular! 🚀

🎮 Modular Game Architecture - Dynamic loading system with 10+ playable games
🏆 Achievement System - Cross-game progression tracking with persistent storage
💰 Universal Currency - Shared economy across all games with daily bonuses
🍪 Privacy-First Data Persistence - GDPR-compliant cookie consent system
🖥️ Responsive Arcade Modes - Full-screen gaming with mobile compatibility
⚙️ Modern Web APIs - Browser fullscreen, localStorage, and responsive design
🔧 Clean Code Architecture - Following modular design patterns and best practices
📱 Cross-Platform Compatible - Works seamlessly on desktop and mobile devices
🚀 Performance Optimized - Efficient loading and memory management

💻 Epic Projects That Will Blow Your Mind

🤖 AI Model Experiments

Diving deep into the world of artificial intelligence, comparing different models, and discovering their unique personalities and capabilities. Exciting AI experiments coming soon! 🚀

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⚙️ Ansible Automation Magic

Deploying and managing infrastructure like a wizard with Ansible playbooks that make servers dance to my command. Automation magic at its finest! ⚡

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📊 Prometheus Monitoring

Keeping watch over digital kingdoms with comprehensive monitoring solutions that would make Sauron jealous. Our evil overlord monitoring game is strong! 👁️

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🐱 Catpire: 2D Platformer

A Unity-based 2D platformer featuring a cat-vampire protagonist navigating levels with token collection, enemies, and environmental hazards. Complete with audio system and event-driven architecture!

Status: 🎮 Playable Build Available - Click to Play!

🤖 AI Adventures: When Machines Get Personality

Step into my digital laboratory where AI meets creativity! I've built sophisticated Discord bots that prove AI can have personality, humor, and genuine utility. These digital beings have more character than most humans! 🎭

🎲 GygaxBot - The Ultimate D&D Discord Bot

A comprehensive D&D campaign manager with AI-powered personalities, advanced dice rolling, campaign management, and a shared inventory system.

Named after Gary Gygax himself, this isn't just another dice-rolling bot. GygaxBot is a comprehensive D&D campaign manager with AI-powered personalities!

🚀 Key Features:

🎭 Multiple AI Personalities - !dndbot, !dm, !player, !pirate with custom creation
🎲 Advanced Dice System - D&D-specific rolling with advantage/disadvantage, death saves, initiative
🏰 Campaign Management - Multi-campaign support, session tracking, character management
🎒 Shared Inventory System - Party resource management with full audit trails
⚔️ 2024 D&D Ready - Bastion system framework, modular architecture

Example Commands:

!dndbot How do I calculate armor class?
!roll advantage // Roll with advantage
!boh add "Potion of Healing" 3 "Found in chest"
!summon gygax "What should we do about the dragon?"

🎭 Jefebot - The Multi-Personality AI Powerhouse

A digital shapeshifter with 30+ distinct personalities, image generation & editing, historical features, and robust conversation management.

4,500+ lines of pure AI wizardry! Jefebot isn't just a chatbot - it's a digital shapeshifter with 30+ distinct personalities, image generation, and conversation management that would make other bots weep.

🚀 Key Features:

🎭 30+ Personality Modes - Each with unique system prompts and response patterns
🎨 Image Generation & Editing - DALL-E 2, DALL-E 3, with natural language modifications
📚 Historical Features - Daily events with period-appropriate personalities
💬 Conversation Management - SQLite-based context tracking with privacy controls
🔧 Advanced Architecture - Node.js, OpenAI API, comprehensive error handling

Tech Stack: Node.js 18+, discord.js, OpenAI API, SQLite3, Axios

Database Schema: User-specific databases, conversation history, bot responses, cross-user analytics

🔬 Real-World AI Implementation

These aren't toy projects - they're production-ready AI systems with:

🛡️ Privacy-First Design - Opt-in tracking, user control, data ownership
⚡ Performance Optimization - Efficient API usage, proper error handling, rate limiting
🎯 User Experience - Intuitive commands, helpful responses, personality consistency
🔧 Maintenance Ready - Comprehensive logging, modular architecture, easy deployment

🐱 Cat Pics Archive - Coming Soon!

Because no website is complete without cats! A curated collection of feline excellence showcasing this site's personality and charm.

🐱 Fluffy McWhiskers

😺 Sir Meows-a-Lot

😸 Princess Purrfect

😹 Captain Whiskers

😻 Ms. Cuddles

🙀 Spooky Cat

🏆 Fun Fact: Our planned cat collection: Infinite! 🐾

💻 Code Availability

The source code for these advanced AI systems is available by special request! These represent thousands of hours of development and sophisticated AI prompt engineering.

🏆 Advanced AI Systems: Our sophisticated AI bot count: 2 (and growing). We're not just talking about AI - we're building it! 🤖

📅 Active Development Note: This site is actively updated with fresh content, new features, and more projects on the way! Last updated: just now. Next update: coming soon! 🚀

Contact jeff@jeffhulford.com if you're interested in seeing the code behind these digital personalities!

🐱 Catpire: 2D Platformer Adventure

A Unity-built 2D platformer featuring a cat-vampire protagonist navigating through challenging levels. Built with a solid event-driven architecture and comprehensive audio system.

🎮 Technical Features:

🎯 Event-driven simulation system for decoupled game logic
🔊 Comprehensive audio management with mixer-based sound
🎮 Smooth platformer mechanics with collision detection
💰 Token collection system with UI integration
⚔️ Enemy AI with patrol patterns and damage systems
❤️ Health management for players and enemies
🎨 Tilemap-based level creation system

Development Status:

Fully functional with playable WebGL build available. Features complete audio system, multiple levels, and polished gameplay mechanics. 🎮

🎮 Play Now: Download Latest Build

🏆 Gaming Excellence: A fully playable platformer game featuring cats. Checkmate! 🐱

*An actual playable game - setting the bar high since day one!*

🌲 Nature Blog

🏕️ Coming Soon! Outdoor adventures and nature photography.

Currently focusing on technical demos - nature content planned for future updates!

📧 Get In Touch With the Wizard

Want to collaborate on epic projects? Discuss the finer points of AI model training? Challenge me to a Windsurf vs Cursor debate? I'm always up for a good tech conversation!

💌 Email Me

Drop me a line for serious discussions about tech, collaboration opportunities, or cat-related emergencies.

📧 jeff@jeffhulford.com

🐦 Social Media

Follow my tech adventures and get real-time updates on project developments.

🎮 Discord

Join me on Discord where my bots with different personalities hang out and chat! Personality bots - what a revolutionary concept! 🤖

🏠 About the Digital Wizard Behind This Masterpiece

🎮 Technical Features Showcase:

💻 Epic Projects That Will Blow Your Mind

🤖 AI Model Experiments

⚙️ Ansible Automation Magic

📊 Prometheus Monitoring

🐱 Catpire: 2D Platformer

🤖 AI Adventures: When Machines Get Personality

🎲 GygaxBot - The Ultimate D&D Discord Bot

🚀 Key Features:

🎭 Jefebot - The Multi-Personality AI Powerhouse

🚀 Key Features:

🔬 Real-World AI Implementation

🐱 Cat Pics Archive - Coming Soon!

💻 Code Availability

🐱 Catpire: 2D Platformer Adventure

🎮 Technical Features:

Development Status:

🌲 Nature Blog

🌿 Secret Unlocked!

📧 Get In Touch With the Wizard

💌 Email Me

🐦 Social Media

🎮 Discord